I’m a Pervert

As I slipped out of my clothes,

I was looking at you.

As my cock stiffened,

I knew what I’d do.

I pulled out my nets,

I slid them on.

Considered the merits,

Of a lacy thong.

But didn’t wear it,

As you saw.

I wanted my cock free,

To show you all.

So masturbator filled with lube,

Slid onto my bulging head.

And then I stroked steady at first,

Before finally losing the thread.

With a grunt I came into said toy,

The white cream showing through opaque.

And then I milked as I filmed,

Hoping you’d like the X rate.

I’m a pervert my love, a slave to lust,

But that you already knew.

I’m a pervert my love, I can’t help myself,

When I send my fun times to you.

Today

Today I feel naughty,

Today’s a day I’d play.

Today I’d smack your sexy lil arse,

And have you my way.

Today I’d dress you sexy,

Today I’d admire the view,

Today I’d gaze upon you my love,

Before I do what I do.

Today I’d fuck you hard,

Today you’d know how I feel,

Today we’d cum again and again,

Stealing all the love we could steal.

Spreadsheet

Working on a spreadsheet?

Or spread working on a sheet?

Churning numbers in cells small,

Or filling your boxes up to my balls.

Close the screen you work too much,

Come play with Daddy, come play and Fuck.

Audit me, my length, check it’s value.

Extract the sum, let me cum inside you.

Microsoft? No! Macro fucking hard,

Come on working girl work me with your arse.