Doomed?

I’m so fucking horny,

I feel I’ll explode.

Is something wrong with me,

Have I got no soul.

I have a nagging need,

A want that overwhelms.

Will this burden I carry,

Drag me to hell.

I’ve consulted runes,

I’ve read the stars.

All say one thing,

You are what you are.

But that doesn’t help me,

That doesn’t fix the plight,

The fact I’m not with you now,

And won’t be tonight.