If you’re easily offended you better not read.
For if there’s one things that’s offensive, that’ll be me.
We’re irreverently perverted, sacreligiously free.
We write what we want, write the truth that we see.
This blog is our story, all content based in truth.
My Beauty and I have very few rules.
If this troubles you the reader, if one finds us uncouthed.
I suggest you stop here, for this blog’s rather rude.