Roll up, roll up! Come get it while you can.
Words so sweet, hell, I’m the candy man!
Words to wet all lil girl’s cunts,
Rhymes to inspire every boy in his hunt.
Roll up, roll up! Come watch and learn.
Weaving webs from which you’ll never return.
Words that inspire lust, dragging you to hell.
Rhymes that hex, that cast my spell.
Roll up, roll up! Come now, take my hand,
It won’t hurt a bit to be eternally damned.