Let me alleviate your stress right now.

Let me show you the way and how.

All of your worries could suddenly cease.

Like the lifting of guilt as you confess to a priest.

All you need to do is promise to try.

And let me kneel between your thighs.

Where I shall lazily lap away.

Eating pussy, licking the strain. 

Clean from your mind as you let go.

Trust me my love, it will, I know.

Trust me and my linguistic skills.

To pull you from pain with these simple thrills.